Jeans Prints

"It was really embarrassing. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get me out of my skinny jeans."

'New skinny jeans?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Sale. Pre-washed jeans.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"This is skinny jeans Friday, Matt. Relaxed fit is next Friday."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Bobbies library of jeans

Totalitarian Humour

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Scars and Bars

Mobsters at the Beach

Racial Profiling

Family traits.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'