Leather Product Fan Gifts

'Look son, it's daddy.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

wattle covers

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

Hairstyles

'You've got lot toe!'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I'm in for observation."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Shoe Whore

Quilting Bee.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."

I love coloured tights

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

Tattoo Wings

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Alligator shoes.

Fish riding penny-farthing.

'Jungle hair.'

'See that, son? That's what eagles do to divert the attention of their prey.'

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."