Natural Product Fan Gifts

"Might get this one. It's free of stuff I'd never even heard of."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Wine Lady

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Evolution of Al's fish.

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'Look son, it's daddy.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

'Have you tried a homeopathic mechanic?'

'I have the perfect cure for you.'

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

How does that feel? Inaccupuncture.

"I eat a head of garlic each day and have never had a problem social distancing."

Organic Transplant - "The patient is a strict vegetarian"

Nicoderm expands its product line.

They decided to give up on public transport to get to work and rely on continental drift instead.