Natural Product Fan Gifts

"Might get this one. It's free of stuff I'd never even heard of."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Wine Lady

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Evolution of Al's fish.

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'Look son, it's daddy.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

'Have you tried a homeopathic mechanic?'

'I have the perfect cure for you.'

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

"I eat a head of garlic each day and have never had a problem social distancing."

Organic Transplant - "The patient is a strict vegetarian"

They decided to give up on public transport to get to work and rely on continental drift instead.