Organic Fan Gifts

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

Organic Transplant - "The patient is a strict vegetarian"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

Fresh picked baseballs.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'I'm organic.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"So that's what they mean by organic chemistry."

'Sure, we're in demand. We're fresh, we have no artificial flavoring, no artificial coloring...'