Organic Fan Prints

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

Organic Transplant - "The patient is a strict vegetarian"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Fresh picked baseballs.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'I'm organic.'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

"Excuse me, sir! Do these vegetables have any dangerous additives?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Sure, we're in demand. We're fresh, we have no artificial flavoring, no artificial coloring...'

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'