Organic Living Fan Prints

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Eco Princess

At the market

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Hipster Police Department

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Cage-free eggs.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Meet the layer.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I'm organic.'

Food Pyramid.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Well that's me detoxed!

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

'Serves me right for frowning.'