Organic Living Fan Gifts

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

At the market

Eco Princess

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Space Pioneer

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Smart Arse Meter

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Hipster Police Department

Cage-free eggs.

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

Food Pyramid.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'I'm organic.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Meet the layer.

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Well that's me detoxed!

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"I don't tell you how to gather."