Sustainable Living Fan Gifts

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'You'll get better ideas with our low energy bulbs.'

'All produce grown in window boxes'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

"Yeah, you might be right, the grass is slightly greener on this side, but we're in drought too..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The original paperless office

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Your Future Home.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'