Organic Gardening Fan Gifts

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Allotment

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Eco Princess

"We're odd looking but just as good."

At the market

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Go on - they're organic!'