Organic Gardening Guru Gifts

Methyl Iodide use.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Allotment

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Steamed vegetables."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

At the market

Dog in Daisys

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Giant slug attacks a city

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"The trees are laughing at us."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."