Organic Farming Enthusiast Gifts

Free Range Chickens

Here, we're a dime a dozen. In America, growing rice organically, we'd be something special.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

Allotment

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

"Steamed vegetables."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Eco Princess

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'