Organic Gardening Fan T-Shirts

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Allotment

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Eco Princess

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

"Steamed vegetables."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Space Pioneer

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Go on - they're organic!'