Organic Gardener T-Shirts

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Do you have air pollution problems?

The Environmentalist

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plant Lady

Gardener

But is it organic?

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Pumpkin patch

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'