Sustainable Gardener T-Shirts

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

Do you have air pollution problems?

The Farmer Sutra.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Arctic Hothouse

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Pyramid Garden

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

Biodiversité

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

A prison with a conservatory attached.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Solar powered sundial

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

When I'm dead, I want to be composted!

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'