Ecology Fan Gifts

Space Pioneer

Early Signs of Spring: Skunk mating season begins.

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

'The circle is complete!'

"I love you too, big guy."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Author's Bio-diversity.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"And cc the rest of the food chain."

Smart Arse Meter

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Planting Bird Seed.

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.