Primitive Living Fan Prints

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Comedy Cafe

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Caveman bathroom

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Honey I'm Home

'It's all hand made.'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'Serves me right for frowning.'

The invention of baseball.

Snail Peephole

'Cheap seats!'

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"We have a question from an audience member, who asks: 'how do you stay optimistic during difficult times?'"

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

Poor turnout, Please help.

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

The Moving Company.

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

The wheel.

Dog chases caveman's newly invented wheel.