Energy Product Fan Gifts

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Solar Frankenstein

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Smart Arse Meter

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Music to their ears.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

Wind turbine island...

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

'Looks like a great job!'

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

Windfarm - Pick Your Own: Swearword.

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."