Electricity Fan Gifts

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

"What old school? This is my life."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Networking

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Good egg, bad egg.

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Muse

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Sandy Eggo.

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"