Electricity Fan Prints

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

"What old school? This is my life."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Networking

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

The devil makes work for idle hands...

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'What would it cost to change it into a one-way glass house?'

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"