Electric Vehicle Fan Prints

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

"Electric cars and quiet and good for the environment. In fact, I just ran over a squirrel and he didn't even know it."

"What old school? This is my life."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Finishing Line

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

Red car

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'