Electric Vehicle Fan Pillows

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

"Electric cars and quiet and good for the environment. In fact, I just ran over a squirrel and he didn't even know it."

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

Red car

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

Green Vehicle Only

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'