Emergency Vehicle Fan Pillows

'We've got to stop chasing ambulances that are backing up!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Finishing Line

"I knew you'd come!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

I think it's your suspension!

Daft Buggers Rescue