Vehicle Restoration Fan Pillows

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Ancient taxi

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Love your renovations.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Inflatable car

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Head in the sand.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Salmon P Chase and the 1868 Democratic Convention

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Finishing Line

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'