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Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Draw!

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Hairstyles

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Factominiums."

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Hole Sale

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

Might Work, Might Not.

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

"No?"

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Turbo Tan.

'Look son, it's daddy.'

Dog at the Returns Desk

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Stile victim.