Styling Product Fan Mugs

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Draw!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Hairstyles

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Factominiums."

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Hole Sale

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Might Work, Might Not.

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"No?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Turbo Tan.

'Look son, it's daddy.'

Dog at the Returns Desk

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

Stile victim.

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