Leather Fan Gifts

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'You've got lot toe!'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Succeed.

Quilting Bee.

Shoe Whore

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

'You keep out of this!'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Bird grows leaves.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Fur'niture