Leather Fan Gifts

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'You've got lot toe!'

Quilting Bee.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Shoe Whore

Succeed.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

Bird grows leaves.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'You keep out of this!'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Fur'niture