Vintage Bicycle Fan Gifts

Fish riding penny-farthing.

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Suzanne Lenglen

Indians Smoke Signals.

"I want to report a race crime.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Jack Johnson

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

HEY!

The evolution of triathletes.