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"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"How was the play!"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Factominiums."

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Maraschino, Inc.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

The eskimo lottery...

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Workplace Grammar. Paperwork. Newsprint Mill. Paper work.

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

Steel: Retail Outlet

Nicoderm expands its product line.