Leather Jacket Aficionado Gifts

"Do you have to wear that awful flying jacket."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Great tights!"

I love my cape

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Hell's Anglers

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Man on motorbike.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

Biking Granny.

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

The Travellers Rest

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

"I love Italian boots."

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Puffer Jacket

Bundle up!

Hell's Ethics

"We´re into leather."