Leather Gear Enthusiast Gifts

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Rare Books

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Hell's Anglers

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Man on motorbike.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Fruit Bonnet

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Dry Cleaning

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

'Where's your other glove?'

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

Biking Granny.

Ears Pierced While You Wait

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

The Travellers Rest

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

"I love Italian boots."

Hell's Ethics

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'