Leather Aficionado Gifts

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

"I love Italian boots."

Leather Daddy Long Legs

S&M Washing

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Man on motorbike.

Rare Books

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Vivienne Westwood

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Crocodile Shoes

Hell's Anglers

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.