Leather Aficionado Mugs

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

"I love Italian boots."

Leather Daddy Long Legs

S&M Washing

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Man on motorbike.

Rare Books

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Crocodile Shoes

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Hell's Anglers

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'Touching.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"You might consider new socks as well."