Leather Enthusiast Mugs

'Johnson's my name and leather's my game! I've got belts, I've got wallets, I've got shoes...'

"Have I got a girl for you!"

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Hell's Ethics

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'

"We´re into leather."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Rare Books

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Hell's Anglers

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'