Leather Enthusiast Pillows

'Johnson's my name and leather's my game! I've got belts, I've got wallets, I've got shoes...'

"Have I got a girl for you!"

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Hell's Ethics

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'

"We´re into leather."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Rare Books

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'