Leather Lovers Pillows

'This looks like trouble.'

Leather Anniversary

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

Rare Books

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

We stock ALL sizes...

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

No Swimming Allowed

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

The Wedge Shoe at Work

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Hell's Anglers

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'