Leather Jacket Lover Pillows

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

The Travellers Rest

Rare Books

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Hell's Anglers

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Man on motorbike.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

Biking Granny.

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Indoor sauna.

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'

Leather Daddy Long Legs

Puffer Jacket

"I love Italian boots."

Bundle up!