Leather Patch Lover Pillows

"How do I know you're a school master? The leather patches on the elbows for starters"

Rare Books

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Hell's Anglers

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Trying on boots

Man on motorbike.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Make do and mend

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

The Travellers Rest

'He's not real, It's just something Charles Schulz made up'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Biking Granny.

"These boots were made for drinking."

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

"We´re into leather."

Man locked in latex costume

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

Hell's Ethics

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

"I love Italian boots."

Leather Daddy Long Legs

'Do the patches help?'