Patch Enthusiast Pillows

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

Just quit smoking...But I'm up to nine patches a day.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

I quilt therefore I am

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Joseph and his coat

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Patient after an appendix operation

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Make do and mend

'I adore a man of many parts.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'He's not real, It's just something Charles Schulz made up'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

"I guess we’ll take that one."

'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'

'Do the patches help?'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'

The nice things about dogs is they're always satisfied with a pat answer.

Patch tattoo