Patch Addict Pillows

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

I quilt therefore I am

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

The Invention of the Wheel

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

The end of election 2016

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

EU Deal

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Francoise Gilot

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"I'll check your circulation."

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

election polling

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

"This is gonna be great!"

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

E Pluribus Nada

Impeachment to Trump

Freaking out about Trump, Letting Bush off the Hook

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

US elections

News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks.

"C-Span is our reality television."

"And now...here to spew his unique brand of unhinged babble and utter nonsense, let's welcome my guest..."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Trump-Putin Conspiracy Theories

I Know Why They Don't Know

The Democracy We Deserve