Leather Jacket Aficionado Pillows

"Do you have to wear that awful flying jacket."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

I love my cape

"Great tights!"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Hell's Anglers

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Man on motorbike.

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Shy Man at Party

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

The Travellers Rest

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

Biking Granny.

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

Puffer Jacket

"We´re into leather."

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Hell's Ethics

"I love Italian boots."