Pleather Enthusiasts Pillows

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Rare Books

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Genetic Manipulation

Hell's Anglers

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Man on motorbike.

"It was a crime of fashion."

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

My tail's cold.

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"Your father helped me, too."

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Sheep Knitting.

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I said shag carpeting.'