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'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

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May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

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"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Genetic Manipulation

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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Man on motorbike.

The wool club for mammoths.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'