Leather Goods Gifts

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

Rare Books

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Hell's Anglers

'The $1.5 trillion deficit wouldn't sound nearly as bad, if they expressed it in bottles of Chateau Lafite Rothschild.'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

Man on motorbike.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

'So let's look at motivation. Is 'market share' what gets you up in the morning, or is it something else?'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Biking Granny.

The Travellers Rest

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'

Hell's Ethics

"Oh yes, I'm a firm believer in shopping local."

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"

"I love Italian boots."