Leather Goods Pillows

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

Rare Books

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Hell's Anglers

'The $1.5 trillion deficit wouldn't sound nearly as bad, if they expressed it in bottles of Chateau Lafite Rothschild.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

Man on motorbike.

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

'So let's look at motivation. Is 'market share' what gets you up in the morning, or is it something else?'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

The Travellers Rest

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

Biking Granny.

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

"We´re into leather."

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

"I love Italian boots."

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

'I love sniffing the mitt. It smells just like us!'