Quirky Band Fan Gifts

Bands That Never Made It.

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Sheep In Curlers

Double Saxophone

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flying in Formation.

Oreolas

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I could do that."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Beachy Hair

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Flower Painting

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.