Quirky Song Fan Gifts

'He wasn't well-liked. We're having 'If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands' sung at the service.'

"Cat box"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

Jarvis Cocker

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Phoenix

Double Saxophone

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Antler Buzzers.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Flying in Formation.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Oreolas

"I could do that."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The next damn Batman.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Flower Painting

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…