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'He wasn't well-liked. We're having 'If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands' sung at the service.'

"Cat box"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Phoenix

"He's deliciously vintage."

Antler Buzzers.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Double Saxophone

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flying in Formation.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Oreolas

"I could do that."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The next damn Batman.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Flower Painting