Starfish Fan Gifts

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Lazy Octopus

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Heads or tails?"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'