Shark Fan Gifts

'Oh my god, Larry, you gotta try this.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I've been using white strips."

'Well, at least can we have our ball back?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"I just love this book!"

"I like the way they come on their own serving trays."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'In the good old days yes, but forget about following cruise ships these days: The likelyhood of a sinking is very very low...'

Shark gets a big catch.

"You've still got thong in your teeth."

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

"Don't worry, I'm not the bitey kind."

"I'm having Shish Kebab."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"Heads or tails?"

"Dude! I want to eat a vaccinated human, too!"

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

"Don't you just love seasonal food?"

Restaurant Apps of the Deep

Hammerhead shark

'Wanna see something funny? Watch what happens when I cut that tube.'

"We're saved! We're saved!"

Shark Formation

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Shark Alarm: Never Be Late For That Frenzy Again!

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"Don't lie to me... I know you had a snack on the way home."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'See that's what annoys me! They sit there all nice and plump now, but in a few weeks it'll be just a worthless pile of bones that rolls into the water.'

Bathtime with a shark.

"...Last night's birthday party was hardly a feeding frenzy..."

"If you ask me, it tasted just like chicken"