Pool Shark Fan Gifts

"Castle rules. King wins. Loser dies."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Neptune

"Marco ..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

I told you we were late!

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Heads or tails?"

An infinity pool table

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bishops Snooker

Fresh fish