Pool Shark Enthusiast Gifts

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Shark infested custard!

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Ice Fishing

Sand danger

Bishops Snooker