Pool Shark Enthusiast Gifts

Shush! "You're watching QDC, the Quiet Desperation Channel."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Shark infested custard!

An infinity pool table

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Swimming Prankster

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Bishops Snooker

Sand danger

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Ice Fishing